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31 July 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Would this be considered "Furry Action" in practical terms?

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If so, no wonder today's youth are even more debauched than I!

Most sincerely,

Your Not Very Worldly Miss Diva
Craziness: bouncybouncy
Troll Screams: Vivaldi - Four Seasons
Both hitlersangels and truebettyblue have been dumped from this community because I’m bloody sick and tired of reading their continuous racist and anti-Semitic rants, and am no longer convinced that it’s all meant as satire. In fact, the tripe these individuals post strikes me as classic Stormfront bullshit. However, if anyone objects to this decision, and can offer a valid argument as to why they should be excused, feel free to pop me an e-mail. However, at this point it’s going to take a lot of convincing.

And what costume shall the poor girl wear
To all tomorrow’s parties?
Why, silks and linens of yesterday’s gowns
To all tomorrow’s parties.
Troll Screams: Green Day · Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Against my better judgment, I’ve approved membership for several reprobates. They, and the reasons for accepting them, are:

godtoldme2hateu: I’m a fool for silly damn Xians.

grishnackhvarg: He gives good lap dances.

msannefrank: The Diary of Anne Frank was my first stroke book.

neoconbabe: Ann Coulter is damned sexy. No, really. No, really. Umm… yeah, she is. Er, ah… yeah, really. Seriously. I mean it. No, really. Okay... fine! Whatever.

PERSONAL NOTE: I’m a fire-breathing über-liberal and my daughter is both half-Jewish and half-Latina, so I’ll tolerate the anti-Semitic and racist crap as long as it’s all in fun, or meant to throw a satirical spotlight on the hopeless poverty of such beliefs, but the minute I begin to perceive it as serious or in exceedingly bad taste, the axe will come out. This community was started by a fine fellow named trollingtroll, and he started it as a forum for fun; my task is to preserve that vision, and the minute it stops being fun, GOODBYE! I’ll riff any one of you without a second thought.
Troll Screams: Millions of Dead Cops · Dick for Brains
30 March 2007 @ 05:30 pm
So trollable:


We must tread lightly to get over their borders, though.

I must say, when my daughter was about 3- or 4-years old she was looking at the beautiful globe we had in the library. She looked at me with her huge, blue eyes and asked, "Mama, when God looks down on the earth he doesn't see the lines, does he? We made them, right?"


PS. Sorry, but for the life of me I cannot do a LJ cut. If someone wants to give me lessons I will happily exchange a lap dance or something with them.

If you scroll down their user page you will see the bumper sticker they are 'selling' to raise funds to keep the "Mexicans out of 'merica"
28 March 2007 @ 10:27 pm
Well howdyly-doodly-do, it's nice to see some activity up in tha place. I must admit, I have been rather remiss (is that the right word?) in my trolling of late. But I am now full of brimstone, and ready to re-enter the fray. Who's with me?!

(And also, where shall I go?)
And now, fair trolls, lovely muses, and shimmering facilitators, we have us a peep_show among our ranks. Let’s welcome this fine soul, who lists the one and only dumpsterdiva as a friend, and therefore deserves our heartiest "Huzzah!"

The welcoming party will find me jiggling the martini shaker, dumpsterdiva dancing on the bar in her most enticing bustier, frisby_on_head passing the hookah around, and truebettyblue spinning the ABBA records. The rest of you should just relax, tie on a fearsome altered consciousness, and welcome our newest member.

Welcome, peep_show! Anybody who likes Danielle Dax is a friend of mine!

In other news, my adored trolls: I’m assiduously scouring LiveJournal for trolling opportunities. Sadly, our favorite medium seems rather slow these days—the furries are not doing anything interesting, the pro-anas are all eating their Ho Hos, and there’s nary a fake suicide to be found. But your faithful Troll Herder is keeping his eyes and ears open, intent on finding adventures for his beloved troublemakers, and will find something soon.
Troll Screams: Cockney Rebel · Come Up and See Me (Make Me Smile)
Please welcome our newest member, technogoddesss.

Since dumpsterdiva has, once again, left me for that nefarious trollingtroll—reducing your moderator to a weeping pustule of vodka-sodden misery—I welcome our newest Harvard-educated infusion of X-chromosomes, who’ll hopefully guide me out of the spiritual and emotional wasteland left in the wake of dumpsterdiva’s ignominious perfidy.

Welcome, technogoddesss! (Do you tango, by chance?)

Now, what the hell am I going to do with all these Carr's Crackers?
Troll Screams: Kraftwerk · Radio-Aktivität
27 January 2007 @ 07:35 pm
Come back to the five-and-dime, trollingtroll. We love you, we miss you, and we need you.
Troll Screams: The Verve · Bittersweet Symphony
23 October 2006 @ 01:32 pm
Well, my little popsicles of love, we now have LiveJournal freakishness that handily outstrips anything wolfjlupus ever threw on the plate. We have, in this thread, a young lady who, while arguing for the right to sex up a dog, concludes that it's equally proper to schtupp mentally deficient folks. (Pay particular attention to this sub-thread.) But that's just one part of the gabfest; that entire discussion gives me the willies, and I couldn't resist passing it on to my lovely trolls--just to see what might result. Mahalo, my dears!
Troll Screams: Renegade Soundwave · Pocket Porn
20 October 2006 @ 10:28 pm
Pardon me for saying so, but I fawkin' ADORE Jake Brahm. Anybody who can get the nefarious feds' panties in a tidy little bunch is someone for whom I'll buy a glass of wine, ANYTIME. Especially in this era of War on Nouns. It's too bad that his little prank on 4Chan (which is a seething hotbed of fucktards, anyway) might get him a fine of $250,000 and major time in Butt Fuck Central, but I'll be glad to periodically smuggle hashish and butter knives in to him. I'm pretty sure that the FBI (Clusterfuck, Inc.) is wanked because Jake dared to screw with—Oh, Sweet Weeping Jesus!—FOOTBALL! (Personally, I think the New York Jets should be bombed out of existence, but that's just me.) In any event, allow me to offer props and drooling kudos to Jake J. Brahm, along with the suggestion that he use a proxy next time.

Incidentally, I've posted this here—relying on my feloniously fascistic power as this community's mod—to provide an example of trolling at its very finest. Sit, grasshopper, and learn the elegance of trolling at its best. Young Master Jake has much to teach us all.

Oh, and by the by, why has no one adopted the charming and lovely dumpsterdiva? Must I violate the court order and take her under my sometimes-loving, sometimes-drunken wing? How could her touching offer of devotion go so cruelly unanswered? Please, please, don't force me to violate federal law and help her prowl through refuse; I don't look nearly as cute in prison fatigues, and my butt is too skinny for anal penetration in the showers. Adopt dumpsterdiva now!
Troll Screams: Te No Kanshiyoku · Kuroi Ikenie